1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"..is easy to find and inexpensive. Follow tourist route 5 and many of the outer lying attractions..."

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

that'll make it very difficult to get the piece of pizza in my mouth! I'll pass

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Melbourne has had its driest 12month period on record, since records started

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:30PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:30AM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

only the computer

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

about 15 mins.. smoking!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

News... telling us that we've had the driest 12 months on record.

9. What are you wearing?

Birthday suit!

10. Did you dream last night?

I always dream, that's the problem!! She's not real!

11. When did you last laugh?

Sat 5 May 12:59AM

12. What are on the walls you are in?

Paint, kids drawings, peeling paint spots

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Sat 5 May at 12:59AM I saw her for the last time! She has yet to contact me again

14. What do you think of this quiz?

tedious

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Departed

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

everyone a beer?.. D200?.. dunno really? lets see how much inflation lets us afford stuff first!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I hate eggplant(aubergine)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Get rid of eggplant(aubergine).. YUK!

19. Do you like to dance?

only if the application of 10000volts creates the desired effect of motion. This way less energy is expended on that recreational activity, making it less tiresome, and therefore more rewarding! .. so NO! not really!!

20. George Bush:

Blackberry Bush

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Well.. she turned out to be my second, and we named her Alexandra.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

He turned out to be the first, and he was named Lewis.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Abroad relative to who or where?(I suppose I am abroad!!)

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Did you end up getting the D200, or D2xs?

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:

I suppose if you've read this, then consider yourself tagged!